"Your a Mean One, Mister Grinch"


How's this for holiday cheer? ....Man, I love this song! Makes me chuckle every time! :)

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You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
(How the Grinch Stole Christmas - 1966 TV Film)
- sung by Boris Karloff

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "’Stink’, ‘Stank’, ‘Stunk!’"

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!

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You can hear a short sample of this recording here on Amazon.com.

Enjoy sharing the 'cheer'! .... I know I am. .... [grin].

-Jon
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