"An Unusual Kind of Artist"

I was searching various job listings this morning for appropriate Graphics Artist openings in Milwaukee. This one stuck out for some reason. Maybe it has something to do with the following. Read closely.

General Position Summary
Draws graphic material and lettering on computer using various software packages. Works with and handles hazardous waste. Trained in the proper procedures for handling hazardous waste. Studies layouts, sketches of proposed illustrations, and related materials to become familiar with assignment. Determines style, technique, and medium best suited to produce desired effects and conform with reproduction requirements, or receives specific instructions regarding these variables. Formulates concept and renders illustration and detail from models, sketches, memory, and imagination. Discusses illustration at various stages of completion and makes changes as necessary. Selects type, draws lettering, lays out material, or perform related duties.

Hmm. "Works with and handles hazardous waste." You know, I really don't think I'm qualified for that. The rest, certainly... but handling hazardous waste? Hmm... No, I don't think so. I think I'll pass on this one. :)

-Jon
posted by Jon at 3:01 AM  I   I  0 comments