"Biblical Curse Generator"

"Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to all that with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints." (humorous)

Here's one (maybe even my favorite):

"Woe unto thee, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!"

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