"Amusing Celebrity Rumors"

So, how about something different this evening? Maybe a little humor.... Some interesting celebrity rumors perhaps? ...Alright then. Each of the following was generated randomly with this online progam. Enjoy!

RUMOR #1: "It is rumored that George Bush was seen surfing the net just before an American Journal expose, while recieving a case of Stinger Missles, implicating involvement in a sinister scheme designed to win the browser wars."

Hmm. Stinger missles?! Wow, he really DOES want to win the browser wars! :P

RUMOR #2: "It is rumored that Dennis Rodman was seen decoding hidden meanings within Star Trek just before a UFO sighting, while recieving a case of alien-human hybrid embryos, implicating involvement in a sinister scheme designed to secure worldwide movie distribution rights."

See, now I always knew Dennis Rodman was a little strange. :)

RUMOR #3: "It is rumored that Alanis Morrisette was seen digitally enhancing a bootleg copy of Mel Brook's Spaceballs, just before filming a made-for-TV movie, while recieving a case of handwriting samples implicating a sinister scheme designed to win the rap wars."

Wow, Ms. Morrisette is one busy girl! How does she find the time!?

So, are the above rumors true? Well, you know, I don't really know. Could be. But then again, I'll let you be the judge of that! Have fun, enjoy, ...and I'll catch you all again later this evening.

Your happily blogging friend,
-Jon
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