"Country Western Song Generator"

As many of you may know, I enjoy listening to country music. But what you don't know is that I've always dreamed of writing a song that launches me into a music career. Well, with the help of this country western song generator, I finally came up with something. Think this'll work?:

I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore;
She was drinkin Dr. Pepper when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I promised her I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

Hah! Hot bad, huh? :P

Create your own lyrics for country songs. Every random verse has the potential of launching you into fits of laughter. The above lyrics were my favorite.

Have a blessed day all, and enjoy the laughs! Until next time,

Your happily blogging friend,
-Jon
posted by Jon at 2:43 AM  I   I  0 comments