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Thursday, July 14, 2005

"Movie Wisdom"

AMUSING: 40 Things That Only Happen in Movies.

Here are my top three favorites:

If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

-Jon

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