"18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity"- At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
- Don t use any punctuation
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat (with a serious face).
- Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
- Sing along at the Opera
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling at the top of your lungs, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
- At dinner, tell your children, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
Hehe! A little humor from Jenny's blog. Have a great Sunday! -Jon
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