"Why Darth Vader Makes a Bad Roomate"- Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.
- Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.
- He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.
- Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."
- Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.
- For once he could use the Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.
- That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.
- You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."
- It's not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.
- He's constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.
Found via Miss Cellania. -Jon
posted by Jon at 11:39 PM I I
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