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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

"If Ancient Rome Had the Internet..."

If Ancient Rome had the internet, here’s a list of what would’ve happened:

The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is... "OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!"
Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his "invite a friend" emails.
The Colosseum is renamed the eBay Colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark's tongue restaurant.
"Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google.

-Jon

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