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Thursday, January 15, 2009


"How cold is it?"
  • It's so cold, my shadow froze to the sidewalk.
  • It's so cold, the cold is complaining about how cold it is.
  • It's so cold, Starbucks is selling coffee on a stick.
  • It's so cold, New York cabbies are wearing flannel turbans.
  • It's so cold, a Chicago alderman was seen with his hands in his own pockets.
  • It's so cold, it's still yesterday -- today read the forecast and called in sick.
  • It's so cold, the hands on my wristwatch are begging for mittens.
  • It's so cold, I fell out of bed and my pajamas broke.
  • It's so cold, Chuck Norris put on a jacket.
-Jon

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