Woke up minutes after my alarm went off. Don't remember turning it off. Got up. Completed a few morning projects on the computer. Went off to work for the day. Painted a few walls in an apartment while listening to talk radio. Dug up some thorny bushes. Gained a few "battle scars". Seeded two large patches of yard with fresh topsoil and grass seed. Got dirty. Cleaned up. Enjoyed a tasty Italian Beef sandwich for dinner. Came home. Showered off all the dirt. Explored the 2010 online April Fool's Day hoaxes. Fascinated by the day's creative foolery (and lack thereof). Talked to Kelli on the phone. Slowly growing tired. Heading to bed shortly.